An urban center in "upstate" New York that contains nothing but a large prison with a statue of a naked man in front of it, a few dive bars, projects, crackhouses, and a purple-obsessed college that tries to pretend its not located in the middle of a ghetto. Elmira attempts to hide its horridness behind the fact that Mark Twain wrote a few books on the outskirts of this godforsaken place. However, those who live in Elmira always live by the wise words of the revered white haired author - "Sometimes too much drink is barely enough."
If you are traveling to the city of Elmira, be sure to bring your pepper spray.
There are no rainbows OR puppies in Elmira!
There are no rainbows OR puppies in Elmira!
by K to the immy May 13, 2006
Get the Elmira mug.An electrical phenomenon that causes a blue aura to emanate from certain structures during times of high static electricity. St. Elmo's Fire is often seen by sailors on ships at sea during stormy weather. Sailors in centuries past believed it was a good omen. St Elmo's Fire is known to have caused a high degree of intelligence to be possessed by person's known to have it course through their body.
Examples of such intelligent people whose genius was caused by St. Elmo's Fire are the following: Albert Einstein, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and The Anonymous Pastor of the Church of the Better Resurrection.
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elemers glue is the adhesive-like substance commonly found on poorly cared for motel bedspreads, between the pages of your fathers pornographic magazines, or on the keyboard of an intense gamer. it is usually white and hard and difficult to clean. when combined with a Slug Trail it will transform into Elmers Mayo
isabelle: ew adrian what is that on your keyboard
adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored
isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!
adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored
isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!
by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006
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by John Mcay April 21, 2011
Get the elmin mug.It is an old Viking name. It was a partial name of the Frost Giants (Jötnar) in Norse mythology. It means "one who yells". -ir is like a subject meaning "one" when speaking of someone. Elm means "yell". Some giant names include Berglelmir - Mountain yeller/Bear yeller. Aurgelmir - Gravel yeller. Thrudgelmir - Strength yeller.
by mjhammer131 February 11, 2010
Get the Elmir mug.1--a small village located in southern westchester county, sort of a colony to greenburgh-which has every other village in it.
2--commnly referd as whiteplains cause no one actually knows whats it is
3--seperated into three parts white,spainsh, and black side.
north elmsford which is territory of greenburgh is known as the "ghetto". South elmsford which is known as the whitey white side has as much black and spanish as the north side. northside hates to have anything to do with anything blacks because they are "trouble makers"
4--Known to have the most racist Police officers even worse than elmsfrord.
how racist are the police officers you ask?
if you are under 18 and live on north elmsford "the black side" you are not allowed to go to the elmsford day-( a celebration which is the annual party for the day elmsford was named)without a parent. how ever if you live in south elmsford you can be a new born baby and walk into the elmford celebration with out being harried by the cops1--a small village located in southern westchester county, sort of a colony to greenburgh-which has every other village in it.
2--commnly referd as whiteplains cause no one actually knows whats it is
3--seperated into three parts white,spainsh, and black side.
north elmsford which is territory of greenburgh is known as the "ghetto". South elmsford which is known as the whitey white side has as much black and spanish as the north side. northside hates to have anything to do with anything blacks because they are "trouble makers"
4--Known to have the most racist Police officers even worse than elmsfrord.
how racist are the police officers you ask?
if you are under 18 and live on north elmsford "the black side" you are not allowed to go to the elmsford day-( a celebration which is the annual party for the day elmsford was named)without a parent. how ever if you live in south elmsford you can be a new born baby and walk into the elmford celebration with out being harried by the cops
2--commnly referd as whiteplains cause no one actually knows whats it is
3--seperated into three parts white,spainsh, and black side.
north elmsford which is territory of greenburgh is known as the "ghetto". South elmsford which is known as the whitey white side has as much black and spanish as the north side. northside hates to have anything to do with anything blacks because they are "trouble makers"
4--Known to have the most racist Police officers even worse than elmsfrord.
how racist are the police officers you ask?
if you are under 18 and live on north elmsford "the black side" you are not allowed to go to the elmsford day-( a celebration which is the annual party for the day elmsford was named)without a parent. how ever if you live in south elmsford you can be a new born baby and walk into the elmford celebration with out being harried by the cops1--a small village located in southern westchester county, sort of a colony to greenburgh-which has every other village in it.
2--commnly referd as whiteplains cause no one actually knows whats it is
3--seperated into three parts white,spainsh, and black side.
north elmsford which is territory of greenburgh is known as the "ghetto". South elmsford which is known as the whitey white side has as much black and spanish as the north side. northside hates to have anything to do with anything blacks because they are "trouble makers"
4--Known to have the most racist Police officers even worse than elmsfrord.
how racist are the police officers you ask?
if you are under 18 and live on north elmsford "the black side" you are not allowed to go to the elmsford day-( a celebration which is the annual party for the day elmsford was named)without a parent. how ever if you live in south elmsford you can be a new born baby and walk into the elmford celebration with out being harried by the cops
tom:where you from ma
cindy:elmsford
tom:elmsford who?
cindy:you know elmsford? whiteplains?
tom:oh yeah i know whiteplains!
--by the end of the conversation he still will have no idea where elmsford is
cindy:elmsford
tom:elmsford who?
cindy:you know elmsford? whiteplains?
tom:oh yeah i know whiteplains!
--by the end of the conversation he still will have no idea where elmsford is
by ms.wesches April 21, 2008
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