Seminal fluid that is excreted from the urethra as a woman reaches the orgasm stage from masturbation or sex; not to be confused with urine, which excretes waste, while this is a clear/milky color
As Susan reached her orgasm, she released a clear liquid. She thought it was urine, but her boyfriend informed her it was female ejaculation.
by theflowrqueen July 19, 2017
Get the female ejaculation mug.Ejaculate came from the first people to have sex that spoke modern English, Jack and Jill. Jill was really upset with the sex they were having, and she already knew orgasming was not going to happen, and was like 'eeh-Jack, you late'. And ever since it stuck, figuratively, for when sex ends because of the guy involved.
by The dead sea May 19, 2016
Get the Ejaculate mug.The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.
The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.
by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008
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Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation
by my pet tit August 28, 2011
Get the Retarded Ejaculation mug.Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.
A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.
B : Ah Shit, For real ?
A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.
A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
B : Ah Shit, For real ?
A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.
A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
by Eliminist August 7, 2010
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Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.
by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017
Get the Procrastinate Ejaculate mug.The season premiere of Doctor Who was so freakin' ejaculawesome I needed to change my pants like three times.
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