when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.
jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!
by odood19 January 9, 2010
Get the premature ejaculationmug. When some one has too many ideas, tries to be over-creative and you just want to finish the damn thing.
- What if we do a crazy pink rabbit?
- No, the first idea was fine!
- What about a orange sheep?
- NO, stop this creative ejaculation!
- No, the first idea was fine!
- What about a orange sheep?
- NO, stop this creative ejaculation!
by zidu October 5, 2010
Get the creative ejaculationmug. Joe- "Dude what's your Ejaculation Proclamation?"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"
by Jefferspin November 20, 2013
Get the ejaculation proclamationmug. When a guy becomes instantly tired and/or falls asleep as soon as his side of the deal is complete and he has ejaculated. This is regardless of length of time or time of day of said session.
"So, how was it with Peter?"
"Oh fine, but he got ejaculation narcolepsy after only 27 seconds so our time was cut short."
"Oh fine, but he got ejaculation narcolepsy after only 27 seconds so our time was cut short."
by Simone88 April 4, 2010
Get the Ejaculation narcolepsymug. It was just an immature ejaculation all around, i mean he was throwing clothes across the room, yelling, crying; i must have been really drunk.
by Kif-exel March 1, 2011
Get the immature ejaculationmug. The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student
1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.
2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.
2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.
by wismty May 19, 2005
Get the premature ejaculationmug. When the male penis starts to suck in whatever is around instead excreating sperm, it can eventually cause the penis to implode on itself such as a dying star
I better get to the doc's office because by penis is starting to suck in my clothes. I think I have reverse ejaculation
by Captain Klamydia January 19, 2009
Get the reverse ejaculationmug.