dumpy lumpkins

colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins

did you just put your marbles in the toilet or do you have a case of dumpy lumpkins?

by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

Durple

The hair that grows upon ones chin and/or neck. Also a very faint mustache on ones upper lip.

"What, are those pubes on Jakes neck?!"

"No, just his durple."

by Tyler Bevington September 15, 2007

Dury

An ancient eastern god of sex, Fong-sui Dury, according to ancient lores, has a 13 inch penis and can have sexual intercourse for five years before getting tired. Recently discovered scrolls show that that almost all of his wives died through multiple orgasms overheating their brains.

susan : that guy looks like a dury

ursula : he is, he lasted all night

susan : you did a dury?!

ursula : yeah but now my head hurts

by Tom olliff October 9, 2008

murph durph

a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph

a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!

by proffessor hyphun November 14, 2007

ridin durty

Southern slang for driving your whip with any of the following: drugs, knives, guns, prostitutes etc...

Trying to catch me ridin durty.

by FBII September 26, 2006

Hurp-A-Durp

Something someone says during a stupid or obvious joke, OR, Something someone says to indicate that the person they are talking to is a retard.

Retard: Err... Is that chair got seatbelts?

Normal man: Hurp-a-Durp. Get in the car.

by RyanLeroy July 7, 2010

durty turtle

When your turtle head peaks out too far and leaves a stain on your undies.

Hey Honey, can you wash my undies for me? My durty turtle left a big stain on them.

by Pags87 November 23, 2014