duke nukem

The best ass kicker this side of the moon.

One of the quotes I remember, "Your chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
I only remember that because my brother used to play it and my dad forbid me to watch it v.v

by Kristaa November 17, 2004

Duke-a-sexual

People through their awful personalities or homeliness who make a conscious decision to become bisexual, thereby doubling potential sexual partners yet still remain unfuckable to everyone.

Despite his fame and fortune JJ Redick is one lonely
duke-a-sexual.

by SousedBergin December 24, 2007

Duke

A name you can call someone, replaces their actual name. Often replaces "him" or "dude."

Sam: "What's up duke?"
Charles: "Nothing what about you dude?"

Brian: "What do you think about John?"
Kevin: "Duke is cool."

by Duke Bruh August 30, 2013

duke dog

Duke Dog is the best mascot in the world. Duke Dog holds it down for James Madison University and is not afraid to beat up other mascots, like the pathetic bird from Coastal Carolina. Duke Dog can be seen at any major sporting event at JMU or at a party getting wasted. And by the way, screw you Capital One. Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke Dog!

Did you see Duke Dog get escorted out of the game by a cop, twice?

by go bat 17 October 28, 2007

Duke Nukem

The video game version of Chuck Norris

If chuck norris was a character he would be duke nukem

by sizzeth June 11, 2006

Mondo Duke

When your shit is bigger and more explosive than you thought causing you to flood and overflow the bathroom than you are in making it look like it’s from so sort of horror movie.

“Dude I took a Mondo Duke!”
“Crap, lets get out of here!”

by Nibbachin July 11, 2018

Duke

1) To slap a sandwich down upon the sandwich of another person as a sign of opprobrium or disrespect.

I was at Jersey Mike's on my lunch break, and sitting one table over I see this guy wearing a New England Patriots Tebow jersey, and I'm like oh Lord keep me from doing what I'm about to do, and I look at my half eaten chicken parm, and I look over at Chowder stuffing his face with bread and mayo, and I look back to my chicken parm, and I look back at Tebow, and I ask God for strength, but Chowder starts choking and hacks out a thick, rattly cough, and doesn't cover his mouth, and it's like I leave my own goddam corporeal being and watch as a hand not my own picks up the parm, and a body not my own rises, walks over to Tebow, yells "Cover your fucking mouth next time," and slaps the parm down on his sandwich. Suddenly returned to my self, I shout, "You just got fucking DUKED" raise my arms, and walk out. Best fucking duking of my life.

by Sparts2017 March 31, 2017