Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

jiggle the doorknob

how friends in college tell each other they are at their room without knocking so to not scare them into thinking it is an RA at the door

Friend 1: hey when you get to my room tonight just jiggle the doorknob so I know it’s you.

Friend 2: why can’t I knock?
Friend 1: because RA’s knock duh

by allnightlongeeerr October 28, 2018

Snotty Doorknob

When you stick your nose in an especially wet vagina

I asked bae for a Snotty Doorknob for my birthday; he said no.

by Power Soaker November 2, 2021

Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.

Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!

by eliza04 April 27, 2025

Doorknob

Jack robbinson

Hi doorknob

by Jeffy129 November 2, 2019

Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by anonymous September 18, 2020

doorknob jiggler

A crackhead who goes around checking for unlocked doors

My doorbell caught a doorknob jiggler trying to get in my house.

by V prise July 8, 2024