dirty dorito

a social event where a group of men stand around a single dorito and jerk off and blow their load onto the dorito where the last one to blow has to eat the filled dorito.

Kevin still can't get the taste of the dirty dorito out of his mouth that he ate last week.

by bobby d September 11, 2008

dorito

1) Crisps or chips (for you americans), which are of a triangular shape and are comonly dipped in flavoured 'dip'.

Also possibly the best snack in the world!

2) Describing someone with a very triangular head. Most of the time used an insult to a person, who is flat, lifeless and often cheesy.

1) WOW! these doritos are delicious!

2)Shut up Tom! your a dorito!

by Curt Parr December 26, 2008

Doritoverdose

The self-inflicted, life threatening condition of being morbidly obese.

(coined by Wes Park writing at Cracked.com)

He was always a big guy, but after his divorce Howard crawled into a bag of chips and only came out in a hearse: another tragic case of Doritoverdose.

by Anarchist in the Library December 16, 2009

Doritos Face

When someone overuse spray tanning or normal tanning and have their face completely orange as a doritos, you can call her a doritos

*Douchebag and douchegirl pass by*

- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

doitfoemonta

doitfoemonta is a well known twitch streamer who is well known for doing song transition videos live with viewers. monta is infamous for eating loud while streaming

yo have u seen the song transition guy
i think his name is doitfoemonta

by kmgplug April 24, 2023

dorito tits

dorito tits A term used to describe a male person who has grown a large set of bitch tits from eating too many doritos. Can also be used to refer to a female person who's breasts have lost all of their fullness and shape and resemble a dorito, normally after having children and breast feeding. A close relation to cheese tits

Check out that dude, he's got dorito tits.

Check out that chick, she's got dorito tits.

by Stevie Vodka August 4, 2007

Lia-licked Dorito

A low measure of care, an insignificant amount of attention that one could give to a person or situation.

Shut up, bitch! I don't give a Lia-licked Dorito about what you have to say!

by stop-its-ginger-time December 17, 2010