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disaster boner

The excitement caused by witnessing something that is actually terrible
I got a total disaster boner from seeing the most fantastic car wreck on the way to work.

Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner
by yaboytofu November 11, 2015
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Disaster Moon

"Ughhhh Disaster Moon always makes me sick. All he does is speak on behalf of Kim Jong Un."
"What a spokesman!"
"On top of that, he's a total commie. Read his books he wrote."
by ㅅㅇddddfsfWWW June 7, 2020
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Disasterocks

A cool ginger guy who uses the internet. Most people see him as an idiot, yet he is one of the hottest guys in your area.
Wow! He's just like disasterocks!
by MucusLukas December 18, 2022
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Disasterbate

Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.
by aarby March 7, 2010
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Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.
We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!
by Jerome March 18, 2004
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disasterbate

To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.
- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...
by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004
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master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place
he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.
by Guy Williams July 27, 2006
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