side diss

when someone slyly makes fun of you, in a deceitful and possibly passive aggressive way. most common in the american heterosexual dating world or in sororities.

There is one person who perfectly encompasses the intelligence that must come from behind the side diss, Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

“Wow, your confidence is inspiring. It’s like watching a chihuahua bark at a Great Dane—adorable, but… you know, pointless.”

by Penny Bluntwell January 02, 2025

bare diss

you’re hating on something or someone

bare diss

by tennisgirl_3749 May 02, 2022

Dissed & dismissed

After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on

Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back?
Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding.
Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!

by Kkengleberry November 25, 2019

Diss War

A diss war (most of the time for fun) is where a few rappers make disses against each other and people usually pick sides on who made the better diss and who’s winning, etc. Like if you and your friend rap and you want to do a diss war for fun then you diss each other until the result happens.

yo bro wanna have a diss war?

by dumbnigga23 December 05, 2023

Diss kordiya

usually used for saying that somebody got dissed but in a Bengali accent

after one of your friends roasted you to ashes "omg diss kordiya😧"

by phishh December 26, 2023

e-diss

Short for electronic diss

A situation in which an individual is engaging in reputation destruction with another individual over the inter-webs.

Synonym(s): Cyberbullying and Capping

Phil: Someone HELP¡ Leighton and Peyton are e-dissing me online and if it continues I will cry¡
Leighton: hah u suc boi u lil limp dick
Peyton: aha u succ son u got noodle arms
Phil: *cries*

by big daddy pj November 12, 2019

disse nødder

Danish slang for "you look very pretty today"

Person 1: "disse nødder"
Person 2: "du lukker bare bøtten mand"

by Hannah disse nødder November 11, 2022