tv shows that promote kids to live with hidden agendas. IE:
That's So Raven: Psychic - doesn't tell anyone
Phil of the Future: From the future - doesn't tell anyone
Hannah Montana: Rockstar - doesn't tell anyone
Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards - don't tell anyone
Jonas Brothers (new show: gay) - rumored to be spies - don't tell anyone, and say they're a rockband instead
American Dragon - yeah, whatever, same deal as all the others
Kim Possible - blahblahblah
I rest my case. Even Stevens for life, though.
That's So Raven: Psychic - doesn't tell anyone
Phil of the Future: From the future - doesn't tell anyone
Hannah Montana: Rockstar - doesn't tell anyone
Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards - don't tell anyone
Jonas Brothers (new show: gay) - rumored to be spies - don't tell anyone, and say they're a rockband instead
American Dragon - yeah, whatever, same deal as all the others
Kim Possible - blahblahblah
I rest my case. Even Stevens for life, though.
Shirley: My daughter turns into a street walker at night.
Cindy: It's that fuckin' Disney Channel bullshit.
Cindy: It's that fuckin' Disney Channel bullshit.
by buhhhh December 19, 2008
Get the Disney Channelmug. The only thing they listen to in Hell. That's why if you're riding in a car and you ask someone to change it to Radio Disney, they tell you to go to Hell.
by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010
Get the Radio Disneymug. Unlike the first two definitions, a Disney Princess is a heroine/damsel-in-distress character in a Disney film who has overcome some sort of hardship in their respective movie. The Disney Princess line so far is Snow White, Princess Aurora, Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine and Mulan, with another soon-to-be Disney Princess on the way.
The Little Mermaid gave us a fine example of a Disney Princess in the form of Ariel, a 16-year old mermaid princess who knows what she wants in life.
by TheSpectacularOne April 29, 2009
Get the Disney Princessmug. A series of movies and songs made by the Walt Disney Corporation. To make them "classics", they must have been completely hand drawn with no computer animation added to it.
by Xandra of the Rebel Forces December 13, 2005
Get the Disney Classicmug. A television channel set up to financially take advantage of the obsessive nature of pre-teen girls.
1. The outrageous price of Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers and High School Musical concert tickets.
2. The all too ample merchandise sold with Disney Channel stars' faces on them.
2. The all too ample merchandise sold with Disney Channel stars' faces on them.
by MMMusic February 20, 2009
Get the Disney Channelmug. 
What kind of obnoxious television is this?
Its the Disney Channel.
All I see is a bunch of kids yelling about fruit juice..
Its the Disney Channel.
All I see is a bunch of kids yelling about fruit juice..
by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011
Get the Disney Channelmug.