disenpubed

To figuratively and unceremoniously tear another person’s pubic hair from their genitals via superior intellect in a situation or wordplay; a most scathing form of poetic justice that cuts straight to the vulnerability of the genitals; literally, a disenchantment of the genital region.

Although he approached the sexy brunette feeling like a Casanova, her scathing words left him totally disenpubed.

by Lemonkynin DenConia June 2, 2007

broken dishes

When a young woman is no longer a virgin.

Bad news bro, that girl you plan to marry already has broken dishes.

by bagohdonuts November 21, 2010

Wash The Dishes

masterbate.

"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".

by RAWR10101 November 3, 2009

side dishes

The assortment of female friends that a girl brings with her to your party. Typically, some are more appetizing than others.

Hey John, this is a major league sausage fest. When is Ann arriving with those side dishes?

by Argyle! January 12, 2009

disenchaunting

A situation whereby two or more neanderthal's say their farewells at the conclusion to a conversation, only to then unintentionally walk in the same direction, in doing so, remaining in the company of each other and thus creating awkwardness.

Sonny-Bill: So I says "What is this? Grandma with the birthday presents? SUCK IT BITCH!"
Hutch: Ha Ha you're too much. Oops better bail - I'm late for my appointment. Cya mate!
Sonny-Bill: Cheers

* Both persons start walking in the same direction to their respective cars *

Hutch: This is a bit disenchaunting.
Sonny-Bill: Yeh I reckon mate. Dead set awkward.

by Dennis Scott November 22, 2005

Disenvowel

1.(v.) The act of removing all the vowels from a post on a message board. Usually done automatically by servers, but can be done by mods on a forum. The technique is used to prevent trolls from trolling, as well as forcing disgruntled users to actually think out their responses instead of blindly spewing hate and/or flaming other people. The logic behind it is the fact that there is not a single word in the english language that contains no vowels when spelt correctly. Removing them will result in a sentence crumbling into a garble of random consonants.

Troll: Hmm...I'll say that "anyone who posts on this forum is a fucking faggot!"

Actual Post: nyn wh psts n ths frm s fkng fggt!
Response 1: Huh???
Response 2: Is this guy drunk or something?
Response 3: STFU, idiot.

Troll: Dammit, I got disenvoweled!

by do i really need one? July 5, 2009

Disengaged

A description of a couple's true relationship status once divorce papers are filed.

Once my wife filed for divorce we became disengaged from each other and I refer to her now as my fiancenay.

by fiancenay June 10, 2016