Disenvowel

1.(v.) The act of removing all the vowels from a post on a message board. Usually done automatically by servers, but can be done by mods on a forum. The technique is used to prevent trolls from trolling, as well as forcing disgruntled users to actually think out their responses instead of blindly spewing hate and/or flaming other people. The logic behind it is the fact that there is not a single word in the english language that contains no vowels when spelt correctly. Removing them will result in a sentence crumbling into a garble of random consonants.

Troll: Hmm...I'll say that "anyone who posts on this forum is a fucking faggot!"

Actual Post: nyn wh psts n ths frm s fkng fggt!
Response 1: Huh???
Response 2: Is this guy drunk or something?
Response 3: STFU, idiot.

Troll: Dammit, I got disenvoweled!

Disenvowel by do i really need one? July 5, 2009

disemvowel 

To remove the vowels from a piece of text as a form of censure. In order to render the piece more difficult to read. Generally done by the moderator of an online community.

The post was just a troll, so the mod disemvowelled it so people will just skip it.

disemvowel by SLR January 29, 2005

disembowelment 

Removing of the organs.

I shall disembowel psycho bitch.

disembowelment by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

disembowelment 

1) removing of organs
2) what i would like to do to all the sick pedaphile fucks in this world

i want to disembowel that bastard with my knife

disembowelment by Sotel May 16, 2005

disemvoweled 

Removing vowels from offensive or off-topic blog comments

He started flaming me in the comments, so I disemvoweled his post.

disemvoweled by marsha fox July 3, 2005

disemvowel 

The act of removing vowels from a word in text messages, Internet slang, and creation of custom licence plates to leave only consonants behind.

In order to get his nickname to fit on his license plate, he had to disemvowel it.

disemvowel by ozzy42 May 21, 2008

disemvowel 

1. Sloppy spelling or lazy composition of words and phrases resulting in words comprised of mostly consonants; disemvoweling is often committed by people in a rush to change their Facebook status updates or in instant messaging. Sometimes vowels are replaced with symbols, or numbers.

2. Deliberate exclusion of vowels in a word with the intention of saving time in certain forms of shorthand or as in the case of semetic languages.

Camille: "HW R U BBY?"

Jeff: "Gr8, G2G... l8tr?"

Camille: "SH!T, kk."

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Teacher 1: "I don't get kids these days, always on their electronic gadgets, sexting and *GR8-ing* on my nerves..."

Teacher 2:" They've completely disemvoweled the English language, it's atrocious..."

disemvowel by Sunshyne Lollipops February 2, 2010