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Disamorism

(Dis-ey-mawr-iz-uhm) Derived from Greek and Latin root words, of 'Dis' (opposite, not), 'amor' (love), and 'ism' (belief). It is simply a belief in that Love does not exist. Usually adopted by teens who have been through much hardship with ex's.
Julie asks "Why doesn't she ever tell her boyfriend she loves him?"
Katie responds, "Her ex boyfriend hurt her really bad. She doesn't believe in love. She believes in disamorism.
by Kay Vinn July 9, 2010
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Nigger Disappear

An occurance involing an individual of negro, or miscegenated, heritage vanishing at a time in which something needs to be done or witnessed(by the nigger not present). Often confused with Slack Ass, occurances are usually symptomatic of Nigger Mortis.
Tyrone pulled a Nigger Disappear for the results of Shanika's, LaQueefa's, Yolanda's, Ja'Mika's and De Shawna's paternity tests.
by TMan44 September 9, 2005
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disappointing

When you were worth something more to someone once; but you managed to find a way to make them change their mind. Used correctly, possibly one of the most painful words in the world. Suggests giving up, no longer caring. Can be used to infer "we can never go back."
I did love you. But now, I don't know. You never did what you said you were going to do. I waited for you, but.. you know, it's just.. disappointing, I guess. That's all.
by Lord Armand Banana III September 15, 2005
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disastrophy

A catastrophy and a disaster in one incident.
If that volcano erupts, it will be the greatest disastrophy in American history.
by Jim Inman September 22, 2006
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disastro

Poorly maintained Chevrolet Astro driven by a reckless redneck, with T-Shirts over the captain chairs and bondo (cheese) on the sheetmetal exterior.
Watch Out! Neil's Disastro is going to hit a pedestrian!!
by Neil Wrintalk March 21, 2007
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Disability Envy

Disability envy is when Chav's (mainly Chavettes) are jealous that someone they vaguely know gets free footwear, free nappies, free and full-time nursery places, a free Mobility car, free Road Tax, re-housing, free adaptionations, free transport to school and all the other 'perks' that come with having a child with a disability.

The jealousy usually manifests itself as heckles like 'Paint your f*****g fence' or 'I told you aleeeeeeeeeeeshaaaa (or similar name for the under fives who has become immune to being sworn at and who are most often allowed to play out until 10pm) not to f*****g play in their b*****d garden'. Sometimes it manifest itself from better known aquaintences who like to make snide and unjustified comments about the dis/abilities of your child, what a better job they could do in your position and how much easier their lives would have been with the 'free stuff' for their own (non-disabled) children. People have been known to say 'They're not THAT disabled' and 'Yea but you're set for life now!'

Disability Envy should not be confused with Penis Envy. Although, in both instances the offenders have flacid c*cks growing out of their foreheads.
Mother: I wish my child could go to University, have a husband, have a baby, stay dry throughout the day and night, write or recognise her own name.
Chav with Disability Envy: Yes, but you get FREE nappies!?

Mother: I'm so worried what will happen when I die or if I become ill and not able to care for my child.
Posh Friend with Disability Envy: Oh I wish I could have gotten Rupert into Nursery without those astronomical fees. What did you say? I was distracted by your new shiny free car.
by Sky24601 June 28, 2010
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disappointment

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by wowza666 June 8, 2019
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