Dipped Dumplings

Where you stab someone in the stomach with a knife sharpener, then teabag the open wound. when you pull out, your nutsack should look like two dough covered balls that were dipped in meat sauce.

Jon " did you hear about what bob did?"
Nathan " Yeah I heard he dipped his dumplings"
Jon " Gnarly"
Nathan " nothing like Dipped Dumplings"

by MetalxHead May 8, 2011

dipped twinkie

Having deep vaginal sex until a girl orgasms and coats your entire penis with her cum. And just before you finish, she deep throats you and swallows your cum as well as the residue of her own wetness.

Baby, I know you don't like sweets, but here's a Dipped Twinkie. I promise It's sugar-free.

by MyBratsJerk February 19, 2018

dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 6, 2018

Dumped dogpression

The withdrawals a person goes to after loosing contact with a dog due to a breakup.

John was an asshole but I’m having real dumped dogpression.

by Csaldawg April 21, 2020

Dipped

Having something stolen out of ones pocket or purse.

I went on vacation at Niagara falls and went down to watch the fireworks one of the nights While we were there my wife's purse got dipped

by A.W.O.L August 21, 2022

Dipped My Ice Cream

Any sexual act done in a bedroom

Last night my boyfriend dipped my ice cream while we were visiting relatives.

by Tanks4babies March 28, 2023

Wobble Dumped

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.

This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.

Example 1

Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...

(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!

Example 2

Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...

Example 3

Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?

Friend: "Yeah"

Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!

Friend: (Staring at Guy)

by Solar Gemstone June 13, 2011