Dilly Bug

1) Another name for Ladybug
2) Keelie Bug

"I caught a dilly bug"
"I ate a dilly bug for dinner because I'm poor and have no money so I eat bugs"

by Keelie Bear January 27, 2009

Wackin' the Dilly

Used to describe when one is sitting around doing nothing. Usually in reference to masturbating. Stroking the cock, massaging the giggle stick, getting your groove on with your hand, flicking the wrist, masturbating.

Wackin' the Dilly: Dude, are you going to do anything today or are you going to sit around Wackin'the Dilly?

by Becky and Jess August 20, 2007

potheads dilemma

whenever you want to get high but your missing one of three key components: bud, bowl, fire. No matter what two you do have, missing one will leave you fucked.

-"Hey I got a new bong, lets get stoned!"
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"

potheads dilemma

by texasfotwenty March 17, 2010

DILFy

Adj; the act of being a dilf; possessing the qualities of a DILF.

other variations include DILFesque, DILFiness

Mr. Richards is so DILFy, It keeps me from concentrating on my math.

I always study at Ritchie's house, just so I can bask in his dad's DILFiness

by vapeaurmauve December 11, 2006

Dilemma

A difficult decision to chose one of two options

A student asks his English teacher if he can give him a definiton of a dilemma

The teacher tells him; Imagine you’re on a bed and one one side is a naked super hot chick and on the other side is a naked gay dude, who’s side are u turning to?

by Yanick the agender V. 2 January 6, 2019

dicey

Of a highly questionable outcome, uncertain, not defined, up to chance, depending on variables, remaining to be seen

After being shot in the head, it's dicey.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

dilly dilly

The best kind of person or thing.

You rescued me when I was black out drunk. Dilly dilly!

by JiveMasterT October 12, 2017