Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019

dead detective

That means a war between the Detective Bureau and the killer(s) of that detective.

we found the dead detective and we know where the killer is, so we track him and breach him

by gang officer January 25, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

dead detective

That means a war between Detective Bureau and the killers of that dead detective.

We need to take revenge to the dead detective. It was one of ours.

by gang officer January 26, 2020

detective

girls when they have a crush on a guy

OMG! Hannah found her crush's address! She's a detective when it comes to her crushes.

by i_luv_ur_mommy December 30, 2024

Detect

a screenshare tool used by people who have 0 idea what they are talking about. this tool is the easiest way to bluescreen your pc and probably find your info on doxbin next time you go on it. if you feel like selling your data to a weirdo, then feel free to use detect.

i just ran detect ac and got banned because chrome flagged as a kernel driver bypass
i just ran detect and my pc doesnt work anymore
i just started detect and my paypal opened for some reason

by pvpvince October 8, 2025

drunk detective

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.

bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"

by uncreative2 June 15, 2014