Countdown to Destruction

A term used in conjunction with an upcoming, exciting event in which one will drink destructively; Often shortened to "Countdown", the term is usally used when one is counting down the days until he or she can simply let loose and destress/deconstruct.

Ex. It's countdown this weekend, girl!

by Jenaphur August 27, 2005

destruction

Depends on what end of the pen you're looking at it from

I recently dreamed that the ghost of a woman who used to live in my apartment visited my bedside. She told me her name was Marguerite. She proceeded to ask me about my life as she rifled through my belongings. "What are you looking for?" I asked. "My destruction," she said. I asked her to define "destruction." She smirked. "It depends on what end of the pen you're looking at it from."

by Dusty Cioffi May 1, 2008

constructive destruction

Destruction in which no one is hurt, with a positive end result, such as catharsis, joy, jubilation, uncontrolled laughter, a feeling of release, an elevated spirit, a sense of relief, a sense of empowerment, a sense of adventure, or just the satisfaction of doing something that you would never have done, otherwise. Specifically, the smashing of ceramic and glassware, in a place created for this purpose only.

The act of releasing negative or pent up energy in a safe, controlled environment, so as to avoid lashing out at others, and to perpetuate proper behavior in public.

Smashing something, and having an incredibly fun time doing it.

Packaged and introduced to mainstream America, and brought into widespread modern acceptance, by a shop in San Diego, called Sarah's Smash Shack.

John: "I need to do something fun and different tonight. I feel a little pent up and irritated by life in general. I think I'll go take part in some constructive destruction at Sarah's Smash Shack. Yeah, I'm going to smash some shit up, and let go of this crap."

Christine: "I've heard of that! Constructive destruction! Smashing shit, where no one gets hurt, and they clean up the mess. No regrets! What a great idea. I've got some crap, I need to throw away, too!"

by GingerMac July 4, 2009

mutually assured destruction

teachers call it MAD
when two countries come to an understanding that if one country launches an attack the other will retaliate with equal force

when jenifer gillbert walks into a class room

by Doughboy September 2, 2003

Destruction

A very, very fun thing. See: Orgasm, or China.

Little Bobby fuz fuz: Golly gee, mum! Destruction sure is fun, aye aye!
Mummy momisons: It sure is... it sure is.

by da beasta July 21, 2003

weapon of mass destruction

george w. bush: the ultimate WMD

he can't find any in the middle east because he is one.

by adrian December 23, 2004

Diablo 2 Lord of destruction

A very addicting game that should never have existed.
many people have succumbed to the secret infared and gamma rays the government pumps outta your computer screen to keep you wasting your life away and letting the mexicans take our jobs.
if you own this game you should b shot or save your self and say fuck you game and stomp on the disk and burn the remains and toss it in the deepest pit you can find.
Play diablo 2 lord of destruction if u wanna waste your life and nver get laid.

Random: dude wanna go play sum diablo 2 Lord of destruction?
Renkotsu: *pulls out a shotgun*
Random: what u gunna do with that?
Renkotsu: saving your life *Cocks the shotgun*
Random: ill just go play sum d2
Renkotsu: *pulls trigger*
Random: HEY!!!!! my d2 disk!
Renkotsu: My work here is done

by Renkotsu April 13, 2008