drain the dragon

a slang expression for "urinate."

I've been drinking too much; I have to go drain the dragon.

by John Roshi October 4, 2003

Drain Plugged

To be so severely constipated and in desperate need of a bowel movement that multiple forms of treatments are used and repeated over and over to create the needed stool looseness to have an eventual release aka ass blast, assplosion.

Frank decided to join in and climb aboard the gluten free diet train. After several days, Frank realized the new diet, while gluten free, was largely starch based and low in protein and dietary fiber and he was desperately Drain Plugged. After seven consecutive enemas, he finally popped the squirt cork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014

Bush Derangement Syndrome

The irrational belief, despite all factual evidence to the contrary, that President George W. Bush has been truthful and successful in the execution of his policies, and that his actions are in the best interests of the United States.

That Iraq had developed weapons of mass destruction; that Iraq supported Al Qaeda; that the invastion of Iraq has made America and the world safer from terrorism; that his tax cuts help the middle class.

by jmeckler November 6, 2004

deranged

An incoherent mental (and often physical) state, generally attributed to staying up all night eating treats (see: ecstasy) and/or various other substances, and often finished off with smoking copious amounts of weed.

I double dropped earlier and am now completely deranged.

by Kangaroo11 December 22, 2009

Derping

Scared and coughing.

"I heard some noise from the other room, are you okay"
"Yes, sorry, I was watching a horror movie and my popcorn got stuck in my throat, so I starting derping."

by Sneak T. December 3, 2020

deranged

this website;

urban dictionary is deranged

(due to all the weird, strange sexual things that are on here)

by Squat Cobbler July 28, 2018

Delaine

Badass.

Wow! That chick was hella delaine!

by Denali :D August 5, 2008