Demongay

When an individual illustrates and explains especially with many perceived homosexual examples

Dude, keeping your socks on while touching another man's dick doesn't negate the fact that the action is gay. Don't believe me? Let me demongay it for you.

by PotatyMonster December 3, 2021

Social Dementor

A person who sucks up behaviors, speech, or styles that they think are cool or funny from those around him/her or in the media and adopts them as his/her own personality like a dementor eating someone's soul. This person is trying to be accepted, but most likely comes off as a douchebag, try hard, piece of shit.

Greg: "Did that dude just say your line, bro?"
Mike: "Yeah, he steals everything I do."
Greg: "Fucking social dementor."

by the G-Bear March 2, 2014

Dick Dementia

The state of being in which a woman has gotten such good sex from a man that she has contracted short term mental deficiency.

Marcy got dicked down so hard last night that she has dick dementia. She lost her car keys and nearly choked on her own gum.

by chairfacechampion January 7, 2016

Abstentia Dementia

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.

"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."

by xcryptic August 18, 2016

Weed Dementia

Whenever someone is under the influence of weed and forgets what he/she was going to do

He’s suffering from weed dementia, thats why he always forgets what he has to do while he smokes weed

by DictionaryWizzard October 16, 2021

Rupert's Dementia (RD)

A form of long-term delusion resulting from watching too much Fox News.

Timmy was showing signs of Rupert's Dementia (RD) when he accused president Obama of being "just like Hitler."

by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011