by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017
Get the bottom deckmug. When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.
When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.
by Alcoholic Synonymous August 29, 2011
Get the Deck swabbingmug. The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl
by Jay December 26, 2003
Get the upper deckingmug. "Tool On Deck" is an urban phrase used when you want to let people know you have gun. The word "tool" refers to the gun and the word "deck" refers to having your gun at the ready. The phrase was originated in the south in places like Miami & New Orleans. Was made popular by rapper Lil' Wayne on the song "9mm" on David Banners album "The Greatest Story Ever Told".
What? You wanna start some shit? TOOL ON DECK!
Don't worry, if they start something I got my "tool on deck".
Don't worry, if they start something I got my "tool on deck".
by Just Guy January 17, 2008
Get the Tool On Deckmug. by qwapos September 7, 2012
Get the Upper Deckingmug. example 1: aye make sure ya'll boys got the bread on deck.
example 2: hey man, where was that bread on deck that you owe me?
shit cuz, ill hit you back on the 1st.
example 2: hey man, where was that bread on deck that you owe me?
shit cuz, ill hit you back on the 1st.
by Getajob5389 January 4, 2009
Get the Bread on Deckmug. Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.
Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.
by Korthos July 27, 2004
Get the Upper Deckingmug.