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Daily Dutching

Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.

Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.

Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching

Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?

Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...

E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching

Wife: Me neither

Husband: Oh shit..
by Linguistical! July 7, 2011
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Daily bugle

Peter parkers workplace that demands pictures of Spider-Man even if they’re leaked from Spider-Man’s onlyfans which btw he should start one if he were “truly a genius”

Daily bugle is run by mr jameson

Spider-Mans pictures are often published by the daily bugle with a slandering tagline or misinformation about the web headed wall crawler as jameson strives to ruin his image to Peter parkers dismay
Daily bugle is located in New York City, duh!

Peter Parker works for the daily bugle
by WitchesNsnitches_> September 1, 2022
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cathy daily

a girl who thinks she's really hott but in reality she really isn't. she also has multiple very unattractive tattoos. she often will give out an STD or two, or three upon sleeping with her, so beware. she hangs out with the dirtiest of people in Gloucester. she will sleep with your dad for 80 bucks. she's the type of girl who will talk shit from a distance but never to your face. she's had a dick in her butt and/or vagina since birth.
"omg! can you get me some penicillin that girl was a total fucking Cathy daily now my dick is leaking!!!"

"guy1: did you see that hooker walking down broadway?
guy2: yeah, but that was just Cathy Daily."
by hollaatchamom August 14, 2009
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Daily Kos

A popular site for political commentary, blogging, and threads. The Daily KOS is wildly liberal, and often substitutes factual information with opinions.
Dude, the Daily KOS said Bush is going to announce himself as dictator and serve for life!

Stop it man, you're hurting my brain and lowering both of our IQs!
by CampbellCrazie August 22, 2008
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Daily Double

Having sex twice in one day. Derived from the TV gameshow Jeopardy and paramutual betting.
Last night my girlfriend and I hit the daily double. Tonight we should go for the trifecta.
by editorcj January 24, 2008
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Mistake Daily

in printer terms, the worst job to be printing... in other words, corrupted files, jacked-up fonts, misplaced images, crappy photos, and past deadline-drops.
"Gone to print Mistake Daily; God knows when I'll be back home!"
by Angela October 20, 2001
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The Daily Doily

Whatz da tabloids goda say in The Daily Doily today hey?
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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