a heightened state of being caused by overexposure to art school or the art world.
symptoms include: black jeans, black sweater, black shoes, striped stockings, dyed and/or spikey hair, residual paint or clay on clothes, glasses, custom welded bicycle, art car, unmatched hi-tops and/or socks, salvation army winter coat, leatherman
art damage should not be confused with goth or emo.
symptoms include: black jeans, black sweater, black shoes, striped stockings, dyed and/or spikey hair, residual paint or clay on clothes, glasses, custom welded bicycle, art car, unmatched hi-tops and/or socks, salvation army winter coat, leatherman
art damage should not be confused with goth or emo.
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Get the Damani mug.A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.
Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.
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Get the Damariya mug.The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.
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