Team Dud

Spawned from the murky swamps of Florida, Team Dud is a group of individuals cast down from God, in a divine right, and poses no fear. They are mostly just a group of unstable individuals, interfering with the fates of others in the most unpleasant ways possible. Spirit grass grants them a direct link with God, to which they can handle large amounts of information from Him, or Them*, and unravel the mysteries of life.
Their sole purpose on this green Earth is to not deal with the petty interactions of human beings, but for their souls to be finally accepted into the Heavens again after fulfilling their duties as Gods true soldiers, and messengers. However, a curse plagues them, and currently their life-force energy is focused on coping with it, and trying to eradicate the evil force from their own lives, before it negatively affects any other innocent bystanders, like family, any longer.

*Team Dud does not atone to any one God, nor do they worship or answer to any of them. The term "God" is just a loose term used to describe he who is invisible, but guides Earth through the dimension of time.

When God was passing out insight you thought that he said that when God was passing out holy prophets you thought he said oily faucets because your soul has diarrhea of the mouth faucet.

Team Dud is not afraid.

by anondud July 13, 2009

milk dud

a person whos half black half white

that dude is a fucking half bread milk dud

by Eric December 20, 2003

milk dud

Dumb dumb

Man, i had no business copying off that milk dud's scan tron he pulled in all F's last semester.

by gratiszulzul June 28, 2015

Milk Dud

A nickname for a mentally-ill mexican, usually yelled in it's general direction

Person: "MIIIILK DUUUUUUUUUD!!!!"
Mentally-ill Mexican: "MIILK DUUUD?"
Person: "MIIIIIIILK DUUUUUUUUUD!!!"
Mentally-ill Mexican: MIIIILK DUUUUUUD!!!"
Person: "Milk Dud..."
Mentally-ill Mexican: MIIIILK DUUUUUUD!!!"
(The mentally-ill mexican now knows "Persons" face, and calls him "Milk Dud")

by uf4gt September 19, 2013

burp the milk dud

(v) To pass intestinal gases

Phew! Who burped the milk dud in here!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

milk dud

Calling for the front seat in the car, see shotgun

Yo, don't even try to sit up front. I called milk dud.

by 20-20 July 19, 2004

Milk dud

Half circle pencil markings in the writing utensil slot on a desk. Students fill in the sides of utensil slots on desks throughout schools with their pencil, creating what is known as a milk dud. After finishing a milk dud, students will typically erase them, but in many cases they're left behind for other students to continue the milk duds, shading in the entire pencil slot.

Ayo teach check these milk duds out, madem myself.

by lucasman1111 February 27, 2011