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Don't Taser (Or Taze) Me Bro.

It can be used as a response to almost anything.

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A university student with a history of taping his own practical jokes was Tasered by campus police and arrested after loudly and repeatedly trying to ask U.S. Senator John Kerry questions during a campus forum.
Andrew Meyer, 21, spent a night in jail before his release Tuesday morning. His attorney, Robert Griscti, did not return messages seeking comment.

Videos of the Monday night incident, posted on several Web sites and played repeatedly on television news, show officers pulling Meyer away from the microphone after he asks Kerry about impeaching President Bush and whether he and Bush were both members of the secret society Skull and Bones at Yale University.

"He apparently asked several questions—he went on for quite awhile—then he was asked to stop," university spokesman Steve Orlando said. "He had used his allotted time. His microphone was cut off, then he became upset."

As two officers take Meyer by the arms, Kerry, D-Mass., can be heard saying, "That's alright, let me answer his question."

Audience members applaud, and Meyer struggles for several seconds as up to four officers try to remove him from the room. Meyer screams for help and tries to break away from officers, then is forced to the ground and officers order him to stop resisting.

As Kerry tells the audience he will answer the student's "very important question," Meyer yells at the officers to release him, crying out, "Don't Tase me, bro," just before he is shocked by the Taser. He is then led from the room, screaming, "What did I do?"
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by Hitlers Yeast Infection October 13, 2007
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Dumbfuckistan

term used by establishment partisans to refer to any area of the country that didn’t vote for their shitty presidential candidate. First used to describe red states that voted for George W. Bush.
Trumpian: “Luk at kid RoCk funy shirt. iT say blue states are dumbfuckistan. durrrr. black crime statistics.
by windowshit September 9, 2019
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DTBBF

short slang meaning down-to-build-blanket-forts
"hey babe later you gonna be DTBBF?" "sure babe anytime, i love blanket forting"
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dumbfuck

what a girl dumbass and a boy dumbass did. it is their lovechild;

someone stupider than a dumbass;

if you still don't know you dumbfuck, it's an insult.
*a few dudes watching their dumbfuck friend about to go down a steep hill in a tire*
dude 1: this isn't a good idea...
dude 2: yesh it ish.
by love-bruises March 9, 2007
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dumbfounded

to slap your dick across a womens face
by glaids April 8, 2004
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Dumbfuckistan

The lay man's term for the regions of America that voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 election.
They can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman over there in dumbfuckistan
by C. Moore Weiner March 11, 2021
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dumbfuck

1. someone who puts a picture of him/herself in the definition for a word such as gangsta or pimp.
2. someone who writes a definition about a friend.
1. See the entries for gangsta, pimp, chav, shocker, etc. If only they put their pictures in dumbfuck, too.
2. Example definition for "brian"
The hottest guy ever. I love him :
2a. Another example definition for "cool"
Something shirley is not.
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