ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!

by moi April 20, 2004

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dong hyuck

1. Dong hyuck or 'donghyuck' is a verb used to refer to an ace or a person who are always winning
2. Is also used to describe person whom has a really angelic voice and the world revolves around him.
3. The type of person who share an umbrella with you but cover you more than himself to make sure not a drop of rain fall on you. He would complaint that you consume most of the space afterwards when you saw that his left shoulder is soaking wet

Doyoung : we shouldn't fight against donghyuck

Person A : WAHH YOU DONG HYUCK IT THIS TIME!!
Person B : What do you mean this time!? I ALWAYS DONG HYUCK IT ALL THE TIME

by Halleybullshit December 5, 2020

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diddly dong

It's that noodle between yo thighs. Most common in men. Exceptions include Donald Trump.

Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"

by FapGod March 29, 2016

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dong sandwich

a sandwich made out of dong

Z: What did your mom pack you for lunch?
E: A dong sandwich
Z: I'm so jealous, can i have a bite?

by Rev. Dongage March 16, 2009

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aqua dong

The shrinkage that occurs to the male genitalia during water-based activities - most noticable when exiting the water.

Related condition is whiskey dick.

Everyone laughed at John when he exited the pool - but he tried to explain it was merely a case of aqua dong.

by Andy Stoneberg June 26, 2008

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