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hillbilly divorce

A state in which a married couple merely separates and dwells in different abodes without the benefit of legal proceedings
"I aint payin' for no lawyer, Billy Bob, so ya jest pack it up "n' move on outta here! We'll jest have to make do with a hillbilly divorce!"
by hootnannie October 22, 2009
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No Fault Divorce

A method that allows a more natural percentage marriages to end as they should have before No Fault Divorces were possible.
The divorce rate is around 50% which is the natural percentage today. No Fault Divorce allows people to do what people do. Lack of No Fault Divorce is un-natural and keeps the percentages lower. It is unfortunate that children need to suffer as a result of bad decisions made by adults.
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Divorce Present

Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.
Check out my new car! It's my divorce present.
by Kitty kitty lol lol February 22, 2021
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Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.
I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.
by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018
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Divorce Star

Dhaunsh is called as Divorce star.Because he made many actresses,anchors and female singers to get divorce.This is no.1 poriki of Indian Cinema.His Four Fans also do the same.
Amalapaul yen ALVijay vitu pirinja bro?

Bgm...Vaa Asuraa Vaa Asuraa Vaa Asuraa
and divorce star comes in
by Dhanush Rasigan December 21, 2021
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divorce-stifle

a divorced person who uses their divorce as an excuse to stay stagnant in life. Blames a divorce on all their unhappiness and miss-fortune.

to suppress, or have difficulty from moving beyond a divorce.
My mom is divorce-stifled and has not seemed happy for the last 25 years.
by Kate Jimenez November 15, 2011
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Divorce vows

The vows the divorcing couple make to each other with hopes of a cordial post-marriage relationship. Awash in disillusion, not unlike with marriage vows, the couple untying the knot make promises of paying child support regularly, not switching weekends without notice, embracing new spouses, etc.
The divorce vows Rick and Cindy made to each other lasted about 3 months, approximately the same time as marriage vows last before disintegrating into reality.
by Grant Rampus February 7, 2021
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