Diaper Dan

The default nickname assigned to any person of the male gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I hope Diaper Dan hurries up with his job, I really need to use the crapper.

by navindpaul January 10, 2010

diaper dick

1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.

I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.

by -hef- September 18, 2009

fur diaper

(n) an extremely hairy crotch.

sue - the dude had a total fur diaper, it felt like I was sexin a bath mat.

by brandon September 3, 2003

Hair Diaper

Similar to a FURBURGER except the wool is much thicker, almost no need for undergarments.

She had a Hair Diaper so thick you couldn't reach the sweet spot.

by anonymous February 25, 2004

diaper-pee

pungent smelling urine, very yellow in colour that compares in odour to that of a soiled diaper.

The odour of diaper-pee lingerd every time he peed.

by Jack May 30, 2004

Fur Diaper

n. Excessive hair in a woman's pubic region due to poor hygiene habits. Can be detected early if forearms are thick with dark hair or if beginning signs of a moustache are noticable.

Kiki: I decided to step up my game with Bambi last night.

B-Rad: How'd it go? Did you lay some pipe?

Kiki: HELL NO!! She dropped her drawers and had a fur diaper. I threw up and got the hell out of there.

by B 2 Da C October 5, 2005

Diaper Money

Compensation from tax returns, assistance programs or any other unconventional form of income used to purchase the bare necessities - such as diapers for the babies.

Josh: Hey bae, the house smells so much cleaner!
Mavel: I know right?! Poor Josh Jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the mail!

by Mommy's Little Helper November 19, 2016