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by Justanotherbrowngirl February 27, 2022
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Dependacitis

The fake infectious disease used to describe a U.S Military spouse or significant other that has slowly relied more on their partner for support. Symptoms include quitting their job, abusing their spouse’s rank, and an increased frequency of pregnancy and birth. Typically the disease develops stronger as time in the relationship goes on. While there is no cure, some members report a higher intelligence and common sense can keep symptoms down long enough for the member to retire or get out of the military.
Enlisted Military Sergeant: Hey lieutenant why doesn’t your girlfriend ever come to our parties anymore? Are you big leaguing us or something?
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.
by DietWokeZero December 31, 2022
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Dependable Black Friend

A 1990s and 2000s movie trope. A diversity token to attract black audiences. Usually the black BFF is unknown to the general audience, but is an A-Lister in the black film scene. They, be it he or a she, offer gems of wisdom with a little urban or southern flair, and sometimes they can even save the day.
I wonder what that black actress from The Unborn is doing right now, she was so hot! But also, a great example of a dependable black friend.

Oh, you mean Meagan Good? I think she's married now..
by Oddkidd1 July 4, 2023
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dependenemy

A paradoxical situation where an entity relies on its enemy for survival or essential needs.
There is a fine line between dependenemy and just pure peace
by Blackfire-retro December 10, 2023
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Dependent

YES! OK! Now we're getting somewhere!
Hym "Yes! So the validity of a set of propositions is dependent on the underlying ideas... So, at the core of the of the Abrahamic religions... The underlying idea... That determines the validity of the subsequent ideas... Is the claim that the creature of the universe spoke to the Jews. And that didn't happen. Which is what the question "Do you believe in God?" Is pertinent. So, God didn't say anything to Moses. What you have here is a psychopathic narcissist gloming on to a preexisting religion (following in the footsteps of the original psychopathic narcissist) and trying to morph the religion to his own ends so he can maintain the moral authority that the religion allows him to claim. That's what Jordan Peterson is doing. The validity of everything he says, hinges on a truth claim he does not believe. The thing you said (Jordan), IS NOT GOD. That you. You are not God. You don't even believe that there is one. You are a charlatan. It's not that deep."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Bundancy Dependle

A spoonerism of the otherwise correctly pronounced "Bundle Dependency", part of the ZENworks Application Delivery package.
"I made it a bundancy dependle!"
by Marc Jolley March 12, 2008
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