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degauss

To remove magnetism from a device. The term is usually used in reference to color monitors and other display devices that use a Cathode Ray Tube (CRT). These devices aim electrons onto the display screen by creating magnetic fields inside the CRT. External magnetic forces -- such as the earth's natural magnetism or a magnet placed close to the monitor -- can magnetize the shadow mask, causing distorted images and colors.
To remove this external magnetic forces, most monitors automatically degauss the CRT whenever you turn on the monitor. In addition, many monitors have a manual degauss button that performs a more thorough degaussing of the CRT. You can also use an external degausser that degausses the monitor from the outside. Since it may be impossible to remove the external magnetic force, degaussing works by re-aligning the magnetic fields inside the CRT to compensate for the external magnetism.
Chris degaussed your mothers stenchtrench
by Hadrian March 17, 2003
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Deaf Jenny

While in the process of intercourse with one of the opposite sex, attempt to excrete feces into ur hands. Once done, continue to place the feces into ears of the girl. In order to be done correclty, make sure that their is an even amount of fecal material in both hands. The best time to deaf jenny a girl is when they are least expecting it. Once you place the shit in the ears, do a delayed "SURPRISE". If she does not hear you, the Deaf Jenny has worked ot its fullest extent.
---I Deaf Jennied that blonde.

---If you do not co-operate, I will procede to Deaf Jenny your son-of-a-bitch ass!
by Lefty5 and Krongy June 11, 2009
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Deafening Cum

You cum in a girl's ear as she is sleeping so when she wakes up and it is dried she can't hear and thinks she is deaf.
Dammit! I have been deafening cummed again! I can't hear!!!!!
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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Delafield

small town just between madison and milwaukee WI. can be and for the most part is really boring and quiet. rarely anything exciting happens here. delafield is the home to St. Johns Northwestern Military Academy.

Delafield is also being taken over by Mr. Lang hes a rich bastard that buys every thing and makes it not fun
Friend 1: "hey you wanna go some where delafield is pretty boring."
Friend 2: " Yeah sure were do you wanna go?"
by mutiny93 March 16, 2009
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half deaf

by SuperSonicX May 6, 2006
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Tone deaf

The lamest excuse for all bad singers.
1:"Just a small town girl, livin' in a loooneelyyyy wo-"
2:"Stop singing. Now. Please."
3:"Hey, that's not nice, I'm tone deaf! Don't make fun of my disability!"
4:"Bitch please."
by THEChillmasters December 23, 2010
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Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.
Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.
by Mopsynator June 30, 2010
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