deck monkey

A young person that is freshly trained as crew to operate on ship or airliner, and usually knows all theory, but has no experience, and therefore can only be useful as the captain's bitch, to fetch coffee. Like a pirate's little pet monkey that also gets a uniform.

Captain to Operations: Hey Steve, when you see my deck monkey, tell him to come tie my shoe lace... I'm sick of that 19 year old, 200 hour excuse of a pilot that thinks his opinion matters. Why the fuck do you hire these pizza face twats?

by Piles999 June 10, 2018

deck change

In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.

Nobody was very lucky, so everyone called for a deck change.

by ??? June 1, 2004

deck the halls

Verb.

When one performs sex with another partner during christmas szn. Usually occurring near a christmas tree while both partners have lights and ornaments hanging on them as if they are christmas trees. Stuff with the butt is necessary.

Dom: Yo bro did you deck the halls of Georgia last night?
Tim: Hell yeah bro! I ate that ass too.

Dom: Aye that’s whats up.

by pussayslayerr101 September 2, 2019

Deck Dogz

A harsh gang crew in Perth Australia.

The deck dogz will kill u bitch

by benny 411 November 13, 2005

Deck Head

A head with a hairdo which is twisted as if it has been blown by the wind. It looks like the top of the head is a turntable twisting the rest of the hair out of shape. Generally if your hair looks like this it needs cutting or restyling!

Howard's a right deck head, this morning I asked him if he liked vinyls and he agreed.

by S Palmer October 6, 2005

deck of squares

a deck meaning a pack, and squares meaning cigarettes.
A pack of cigarettes.

I'm going to the store for a deck of squares.

by Mr. Elmer Snagnasty July 25, 2011

Deck Out

Fresh n a outfit and very exclusive with ya fit

MY CLOTHES DECK OUT AND MY SWAGG DECK OUT

by 1Ballette January 13, 2009