Cunty McCuntensteined

The act of being screwed over. A situation wherein someone becomes thwarted despite the odds being on their side.

"I had pocket aces, mother fucker called with 2 10, got it on the flop and Cunty McCuntensteined me."

by Quentin Monopoly July 11, 2007

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

Cunty Ho'

A person or living being that is both promiscuous and without couth.

Chloe, you cunty ho', get in the bed.

by teracon March 15, 2009

Cunty Bag

An insult, often used in fights, to bring your opponent to tears.

you just hit me.. omg you absolute cunty bag!

by Donalisgay December 12, 2010

Cunty McCunterson

A spirit invoked to ward off Murphy's Law.

"There's so much freaking traffic! Cunty McCunterson!"

by purplewearingpurple September 9, 2009

Cunty McCunterson

1. A pet name between friends

2. The biggest of all bitches, cunts, hoebags, fuckers, etc.

3. Donna Buchanan

Man that Cunty McCunterson is such a fucking cuntslap!

by Kyle February 10, 2004

Cunty Bollocks

Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).

Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!

by Markus Aurelius May 25, 2006