Cumion

Noun, a multi layered patch of smegma produced by cumming repeatedly onto the same spot without ever cleaning it up

Bro I’ve been tending to my cumion patch for about a year now and it’s an inch thick

by ConfusedScreaming December 2, 2025

crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018

gucci cumsocks

Gucci cumsocks are sock that are made by gucci that you cum in

Joe mama: i heard candice has gucci cumsocks

You: Whos candice

Joe mama: can dis dick fit in your mouth

You: Lets find out

by Big Black Nigga Balls 4k August 7, 2021

Benefit cumsnatch

A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)

That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits

by dreadcore July 21, 2023

frenchmans cumsock

A refuted, sub-optimal sideline in the Bulgarian Somersault chess opening, loses by force in approximately 37 moves. It's a humorous generic name for a made up, obscure chess opening.

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

by inhis March 20, 2025