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Cumion
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Noun
, a multi layered
patch
of smegma produced by cumming repeatedly onto the same spot without ever
cleaning
it up
Bro I’ve been tending to my cumion
patch
for about a year
now
and it’s an inch
thick
Cumion
by
ConfusedScreaming
December 2, 2025
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