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Cumion

Noun, a multi layered patch of smegma produced by cumming repeatedly onto the same spot without ever cleaning it up

Bro I’ve been tending to my cumion patch for about a year now and it’s an inch thick

by ConfusedScreaming December 2, 2025

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