cooter crust

When a girl wakes up after a night of sex and has dried spots of semen/vaginal juices around the vaginal lips.

"I woke up with some serious cooter crust after Tom left last night"

Cooter crust

by jgardz07 March 15, 2014

crust buster

Feet so crusty and busted up.

“Daaammmnn yo look at them crust busters!!”
“I was at my girls house last night about to get my freak on and I pulled them socks off and she was rockin with some crust busters”

by TheKatydid January 29, 2018

fuck crust

The crunchy goodness that remains on your genitalia after a long night of making love.

You know it’s been a good night when you roll over to say good morning and she notices the fuck crust.

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

Pee Crust

The crusty stuff left in your underwear when you don't wipe or shake properly after urinating.

Girl #1: What's that in your underwear?
Girl #2 (embarrassed): Oh, that's pee crust. I forgot to wipe everything off...

by lmaolololol June 15, 2017

A Pie Crust

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.

Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.

by Party Wolf February 6, 2019

deep crust

crusted shit embedded deeply into the gouche of a very hairy man; typically found on men that sweat alot/play alot of sports

"dude i need to shower, my deep crust is starting to build up"

by frank goldstein December 29, 2013

Jesus Crust

He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screeching “REEEEEEEEEEE!”

I pray to thee, our lord Jesus Crust.

by Jesus Crust May 23, 2018