crumpet

The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.

J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?

by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

Crumpeteer

A term used to describe people who are enamored with British TV, movies, music, and culture but do not live in or are in any way part of Britain. Crumpeteers will consume any form of British media for the sole reason that it was made in Britain. Many Crumpeteers think that this "appreciation" of British culture makes their taste in such things superior, but this is not necessarily a defining trait of Crumpeteers.

Mark: Have you seen the new episode of Sherlock yet? I just watched it after listening to the latest Adele album and drinking tea!

Tyler: *Sigh* Such a crumpeteer.

by Alpaca_Man January 17, 2012

Crumpet

A person who is'nt very smart. With a brain like a crumpet, full of holes.

I asked that bloke for a hammer and he gave me a screwdriver, 'What a crumpet!'

by Loopt March 2, 2017

crumpeter

One who makes crumpets.

The crumpeter made them this morning.

by @Riflerangehoney April 7, 2017

hanging crumpet

The act of a male demonstrating his nonchalant aura/well-being by accidentally displaying one of his testicles from his loose hanging briefs. Usually occurs in the morning after a night-out or a sleepover.

Male 1: Ew, dude put it away

Male 2: What?

Male 1: Your totally hanging crumpet

Male 2: Sorry bro, I'm just so relaxed

by Daddydon-11 May 16, 2011

Crumpet

Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .

'' Yo Man She Had One Tite Crumpet!''

(After Sex, Man Annouces)
''Maaan! Best Crumpet I Ever Had''

by jordita October 22, 2007

Crumpet

Vagina, pussy, minge.

Lets go butter some crumpets lads.

by JOE B SPECIAL May 26, 2009