A mid-sized station wagon made by Oldsmobile from 1964-1977. Noted for it's cool dome like skylight over the back passenger seats, and it's small glass panels on the top of the rear windows that curved into the roof. 1964-1967 models had a some what blocky shape, and 1968-1972 models had the popular coke bottle body style. But in 1973 it was downsized and lost it's unique roof treatment. While still an attractive looking wagon with it's woody trim, it just looked like every other GM mid-size wagon at that time, and never got much attention. It was axed in 1977 and replaced with a downsized Cutlass model.
by Metalhead83 September 16, 2011
Not a real car, "Land Cruiser" is a real car. Not as dumb as a car as the other uneducated idiot described above. It is the most reliable SUV and won't break down as easily as a Ford Explorer or Chevrolet Suburban, which are both truly unreliable and are way uglier. Let's face it, Japanese manufacturing is superior to America's and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
Redneck: I'd rather not have any vehicle then buy a Japanese SUV! Especially a Land Cruiser! Or should I say "Toyota Lard Cruiser!"
Me: You won't survive life. Ever.
Me: You won't survive life. Ever.
by Mr. Makuniru May 18, 2016
A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
by PMax May 10, 2008
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Homosexual 1: It's a Penis Trolling Cruiser!!
Homosexual 2: Beeep beeep beeeep I'll backup to that
Homosexual 2: mmmmmmmm ooohhhhh
Homosexual 1: It's a Penis Trolling Cruiser!!
Homosexual 2: Beeep beeep beeeep I'll backup to that
by BlahFooBeeeyatch September 10, 2007
Large Ute or SUV usually seen towing horse floats, on school runs, being towed by Nissan Safari's and rescued from sticky situations by Mitsubishi Pajero's.
Generally have reliability issues and little off road ability
Popular choice of vehicle for unrecognized militia groups in the middle east
Generally have reliability issues and little off road ability
Popular choice of vehicle for unrecognized militia groups in the middle east
by foldeddeckchair April 22, 2017
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