When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.
After taking it up the Gary, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.
by Pea-Tear Griffin November 10, 2004
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English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.
by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003
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by esquirethe one April 30, 2007
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commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
Sometimes known as a 'Mental Blank'
commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
Sometimes known as a 'Mental Blank'
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2) Having insanely huge tits making one wonder how this bitch walks so straight. (also like Lara Croft)
3) Using the word "insanely," an insane amount of times while making an Urban Dictionary list of what something means.
4) What Harry Potter would sound like saying the word "crafty."
5) People who make sex noises when they jump.
2) Having insanely huge tits making one wonder how this bitch walks so straight. (also like Lara Croft)
3) Using the word "insanely," an insane amount of times while making an Urban Dictionary list of what something means.
4) What Harry Potter would sound like saying the word "crafty."
5) People who make sex noises when they jump.
1) anonymous bystander - "Wow...your pretty crofty."
Gymnast - "Thanx, I've been playing Tomb Raider 8 hours a day."
2) "Damn...I could build a house an take a nice little vacation in her crofty dirty pillows"
3) "Why are you making that crofty Urban Dictionary list? Don't you have a life?"
4) "Hermionie your so crofty."
5) dude #1 - "She's a pretty crofty jumper."
dude #2 - "Yeah, whatta slut."
Gymnast - "Thanx, I've been playing Tomb Raider 8 hours a day."
2) "Damn...I could build a house an take a nice little vacation in her crofty dirty pillows"
3) "Why are you making that crofty Urban Dictionary list? Don't you have a life?"
4) "Hermionie your so crofty."
5) dude #1 - "She's a pretty crofty jumper."
dude #2 - "Yeah, whatta slut."
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