amber crissinger

an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.

bro: damn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my cock !

by jdeante14 September 2, 2010

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fresh crispies

brand new all white shoes espically airforce ones

"Sheiit, Imma bust out dem fresh crispies for the dance."

by Check X May 19, 2006

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Cristina

The girl Who chases people

Girl: run from cristina!

by xoxo gi August 18, 2019

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black rice crispies

Rice Crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. Mainly eaten by children with milk. At the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. A Black Rice Crispie is a burnt Rice Crispie. When you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:

Mummy!!! Theres a black bit in my rice crispys!

Mummy: It's okay, thats the good one. It'll make your hair go curly

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:
But i dont want my hair curly..

Mummy: JUST EAT IT!

by Emma the sexy beast May 27, 2005

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Cripin

To be fucking awesome.

Oh man dude, this is so cripin!

by Goddddddxxxxx May 21, 2011

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crispie

a chick that dresses like everyday is hot and its always time for the beach and who wears awfully bright nail polish. also a girl with way too tanned skin. kinda a glamour surfie. with way too much money and time to care bout REAL issues.
Likes to think guys like them. only guys with an IQ lower than 100

that tanned chick of home and away (cassie?)

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80% of teen girls aged 13-20

"look at that crispie" (usually said by bitter emo girls)

by Ash117 August 21, 2008

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