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Creeper's canon

Acceptable as well as unacceptable behavior for creeps can be found in the Creeper's Canon.
Little Pauly was scared his creepiness was too easily detectable so he thumbed through a copy of his uncle Willy's copy of the Creeper's Canon for some useful tips on avoiding undue suspicion.
by beansforbreakfast July 10, 2019
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Minecraft Creeper

A Creature on minecraft that looks like a green penis but has 4 legs and when comes close to you says sssssssssssssssssss then he explodes with a BOOM! thats a typical encounter
Stephen: HOLY SHIT A MINECRAFT CREEPER! RUN
Creeper: ssssssssssss..... BOOM
Stephen: OUCH
by TheSecondSam June 30, 2011
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creeper bait

A young girl, usually attractive, who has had many creepers on her ass in her lifetime.
I feel sorry for Gladys. She's creeper bait.
by ShitShark November 3, 2009
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scope creep

When the limits of a project are expanded by a client
I was going to make a simple web site but my client held a gun to my head and now I'm making a cell phone app that is also a bomb guided gps with and mapped with klm files via the google earth application interface. You need a gun sometimes to defend against scope creep.
by zipthwung01 January 23, 2010
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creep

1950's word used by women to decribe an undesirable man.
He is such a creep. Who would want to go out with him?
by Bill March 8, 2005
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virginia creeper

The timeless act of slipping your penis into a girl's ass after putting in her vagina, but without asking.
I cannot believe Brandon performed a virginia creeper on Julie. She was so pissed cuz that shit is gross.
by Bushfan June 17, 2006
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CREEPSTER

CREEPSTER Definition #2

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP or Anyone with a Creepy Presence (see Creepster #1 & #3)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Kung Fu, so they Try to Impress You to Take Them to Bed.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses who tell you how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
13. Women who shave their Eyebrows and have them Tattooed on.
14. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars and Cheat on Their Wives.
15. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
16. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
17. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
18. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
I wish that Creepster would stop hanging her tits in my husband's face at our daughter's birthday party.
by Tina from the BGCA August 26, 2014
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