A person who on the outside looks utterly useless, but is the sharpest in the box, and is too advanced for the children they were made for. Often overlooked by the world, never used to our full potential, odd man out, last to be picked, alone in the world so we think, but take off the rose colored glasses and you will see you are not alone, there are others like us!
1: Who's that bit over there?
2: She's a white crayon, leave her be
Me: *whispers* at least I was noticed
2: She's a white crayon, leave her be
Me: *whispers* at least I was noticed
by Clili August 28, 2016
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Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.
As in "you crayon muncher"
Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.
As in "you crayon muncher"
by Gary Coulter June 7, 2004
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the blue crayon is typically the most used crayon in a box... therefore a person who is a blue crayon is used...a lot...and well, basically it's just a nice phrase for slut.
by jatri August 20, 2011
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Get the crayon mug.When a woman is passed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of fucking her in the ass wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained penis.
These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.
These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.
That passed out bitch didn't appreciate that I ass crayoned her bed.
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I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.
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I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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