Crased

when something seems cringe, yet based at the same time

“ Not so sure if it's cringe because femboy porn or based because Thanos”

“I guess it’s Crased”

by Crimcat76 May 19, 2022

mass crasher

-noun
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.

Last sunday we had a mass crasher at church.

Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.

by jay-x April 25, 2008

The crashdown

A crash course in something.

Man, I didn't understand anything until Brandon gave me the crashdown.

by Some Really Awesome Guy April 28, 2011

Kitchen Crasher

Someone who comes to your house and raids your fridge. Usually your best friend.

-Hey man your leftover birthday cake was delicious!
¤ How did you get into my house?
-The front door was open.
¤You're a no good dirty Kitchen Crasher!

by jasaguayo December 22, 2013

Friend crushed

An annoying event where a girl takes her friend's (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn't the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. However, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.

Last night Tara said she wanted to fuck and I sent her a dick pic. It turns out that Tara's friend Lea was texting me so now I have to explain to Tara why I sent her my dick. Being friend crushed sucks

by latinojodido July 14, 2016

Covington Crasher

Any Dodge Charger circa. 2005 or newer. This vehicle is always driven by a rather rambunctious driver, often housing an oversized spoiler, shitty windshield sticker, RGB headlights & underglow, overwhelmingly awful suspension, and finally small, local sports team (Such as American Football) flags on both sides of the fenders. Generally, these Chargers house cosmetic damage, broken mufflers, and other modifications that are otherwise unnecessary or trashy.

Depending on the local area, Covington Crashers may be named after a local area (Street, city, town or otherwise), followed by a descriptive word that begins with the same first letter as the selected area name. Examples would be the Gainsborough Grazer, Ferguson Fucker, or Eastgate Executioner. Typically, the selected area is infamously known for being dangerous one way or another.

Yo dude who was in that Covington Crasher that you just gapped on I-75?

by Argent_ January 19, 2023

Johnny Cashed

When golfing and someone walks the green on the line of your put.

Hey man you just Johnny Cashed my put!

by AColn August 12, 2011