Cradle

Needs a shave constantly.
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!

-Look Cradle!
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.

by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005

ukrainian love cradle

A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.

Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.

Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.

Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...

by slimjoe123 December 24, 2009

robbing the cradle

Mission in Thief 3.

Scariest mission in a game. Ever.

I could only play Robbing The Cradle for 5 minutes last night because it was too creepy.

by TGKF September 22, 2004

cradle of filth

the g8est band ever

probable the best fuckin metal band in the world no other can beet cradle of filth
dani filth fuckin ace ass front man i mean u could never fuckin beet him he is the almighty

there have bin 2meny other ppl in this band 2 name like charles hedger fuckin god
dave pybus fuckin wiked bassist
back up vocalist Sarah Jezebel Deva fuck chick rocks
rosie smiths keyboardest godess umung other ppl

by natty the metal head February 26, 2009

cradle of filth

a band that makes up there own damn words or purposly searches through the dictionary to find the biggest word possible so they can use it in one of there songs. with scary vocals I swear every time dani filth screams the guitarist whacks him in the balls with his guitar. in one word......... terrible

This precipitous weir to Hell's high gate. what the hell does that mean anyway?

by Nick January 29, 2005

cradle of filth

The best fuckin shit I have ever heard! (yes I am a girl too!)

COF Fan:Hey...Have you heard of Cradle of Filth?
MM Fan: No
COF Fan: Well fuck you! *Shoots MM fan in the head* From the Cradle to enslave is my name!

by From The Cradle To Enslave March 14, 2004

Newton's Cradle Pussy

A vagina so massive and loose, that a man's penis and balls can be inserted-hence go Balls Deep. This is usually found on a fat chick.

The night wasn't going well, so I decided to lower my standards and go for some Newton's Cradle Pussy. I will never get that drunk again!

by Johnny Feltersnatch November 20, 2003