Counter Sarcasm 

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.

Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL

Counter Sarcasm by LeoNidas April 3, 2013

Counter-probaiting 

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

Counter-probaiting by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike 

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.

Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike by Docanon February 11, 2021

counterparty 

n. a party thrown in response to another party in which the thrower of sed counterparty was not invited to the original party to diminish the total number of people that show up to the original party and make sed original party look lame

DUDE, let's throw a counterparty to make Davis's party look lame, by inviting everyone invited to his party and others so our party is bigger and better than his.

counterparty by Alex Alfonso December 21, 2008

counterballs 

When you foresee someone is going to troll you online and you troll them first.

Counterballs dude! I thought he was going to get you. Well played.

counterballs by Kenar9 February 17, 2022

Coulteresque 

Having the quality of a politically reactionary idea, statement or principle, used expressely for the purpose of alienating those whose positions are contrary to the neocon idiot espousing them. Coulteresque statements are inflammatory and/or hateful by nature, and are usually directed at intelligent people whose political views are inconsistent with those of ultra right-wing author and crackpot commentator Ann Coulter and those of her ilk.

As I sat in the redneck bar, my ears were assaulted by one Coulteresque statement after another as two drunken neocon idiots demonstrated their ignorance of politics to the other patrons.

Coulteresque by Rollo & Biff August 1, 2007

hard counter 

A strategy that utterly dominates another strategy, leaving no question of the outcome.

Compare to soft counter. In a soft counter, the strategy being countered can still be victorious through skill or luck. There is no chance of this when a hard counter is used.

1) Rock-paper-scissors: Rock hard counters scissors, scissors hard counters paper, etc. There is no situation in which scissors will beat rock.

2) In most strategy games, tanks will hard-counter infantry without anti-tank weapons. A rifleman with an M1 stands no chance whatsoever against a Kraut riding the MG42 on top of a Tiger.

hard counter by Hober Short December 12, 2011