When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.
by guitaristdito November 14, 2015
Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.
by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 March 14, 2012
by SYKO 120 July 07, 2011
"Check out those cotton knockers"
by bongcruise April 05, 2016
When a woman soaks a tampon in her choice of alcohol before inserting it into her vagina for a quick buzz.
by G-Money Spot August 13, 2017
by SonOfTheLaw March 23, 2019
A venomous and toxic beast that enjoys the suffering of others. It should be an hero for the betterment of society. Also known as Cotton Slut.
by karmawhore May 19, 2019