Cotton Eye

When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.

Damn bro, every time I blink this cotton eye makes my vision blurry!

by guitaristdito January 19, 2016

Cotton Gin

When a person is spit roasted between two black men and then they are spun around.

Man last night, that cotton gin got wild!

by SonOfTheLaw March 22, 2019

cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.

Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.

by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018

cotton kleanexin

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).

steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!

by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008

cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.

Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011

cotton knockers

A pair of breasts in a cotton t-shirt

"Check out those cotton knockers"

by bongcruise June 24, 2016

Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018