Juicy Cottage Cheese

Giving a girl a black eye by shooting cum out to hard and fast at her face

Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}

Juicy Cottage Cheese by ABurgesss January 2, 2013

Lady Cottage 

A ladies front bottom

I knocked at lady cottage but she wouldn't let me through the doors, she had a nice front door the backdoor was hanging of it's hinges, the red shutters are down at lady cottage

Lady Cottage by Whitebits January 29, 2009

swiss cottage secondary school 

School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????

swiss cottage secondary school no money sia

swiss cottage secondary school by suzzybaka August 23, 2021

63rd and cottage grove 

In Chicago, Illinois, east branch of south green tram line ends at streets 63rd and Cottage Grove. To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).

To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).

63rd and cottage grove by not my real namereal name September 21, 2017

spring cottage 

The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.

That dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.

spring cottage by jatgm1 March 8, 2018

Cunt Cottage 

Not unlike a She Shed or Bitch Barn, the Cunt Cottage is equipped with tools for most any project and is owned by a strong women who knows how to use all her tools.

Jessica has her Cunt Cottage prepared for the home improvement and landscaping projects.

Cunt Cottage by JaWar June 12, 2020

Rose Cottage 

The euphemisms “Rose Cottage” and “Rainbow's End” are sometimes used in British hospitals to enable discussions about death in front of patients. The name Rose Cottage was adopted so that announcements concerning the morgue can be made over the tannoy without upsetting anyone

Tannoy announcer: "Can a hospital porter please go to bed 10 on Ward B. Cyril Jarvis needs to be taken to Rose Cottage, thank you."

Rose Cottage by pauly coconuts September 5, 2020