Cornholing

the secret meaning behind the song "Ride Capatin Ride" by The Blues Image. this song continues to talk about men going up to San Francisco to travel on "another shore," meaning the anus. The "Captain" is riding a mystery ship which means he is cornholing his fellow gay(sticking it up the butt that is).

"Dude, this song is about sea travel, I'm telling you."

"Shut up Kyle, its totally about a dude cornholing 73 other guys while calling his dick a Captain."

by mycockismycaptain April 27, 2009

cornhead

Noun, Proper: adj. A creepy guy, usually identified by a third party, typically found in large crowds, who consistently gets caught staring at a person for an extended period of time.

I found Cornhead in the gym this afternoon, staring at the sweaty basketball players again.

"Stop giving her that cornhead stare man! It's creeping her out."

by JudgeFudge March 20, 2012

cornholio

Beavis on a sugar high, known to need to tp for his bungholio

"i am the great cornholio,i need tp for my bunghole , you will coporate with my bunghole, heh for there is only one bunghole , the almighty bunghole"

by AMB1223 August 15, 2005

Conky (Conchy) Joe

Any white native or longtime resident of The Bahamas. Also, a Bahamian cocktail similar to a White Russian, with coconut rum being substituted for vodka.

These Conky (Conchy) Joes are trying to keep the black man down, here in these Bahamian islands.

by carydog January 23, 2009

Conchy

Sexually ignited, turned on, or horny. In need of serious and immediate sexual intercourse.

Shalora: Oh my god, I am so conchy! I need to get some deek tonight or I'm going to have to click my own mouse!!
Ranaynay: I know right? I'm so conchy right now I can't even think straight.

by Shalora & Ranaynay August 5, 2008

concho whore

girl who gets with all rodeo boys. Rodeo slut.Usually wears black capri pants and a shiny concho belt.Found in the southern states

Girl who knows all rodeo boys. Doesnt care if they do good just loves to get with one, meet his friends then get with all of them. The chain goes on forever. "We went and picked up some concho whores after the rodeo"

by Kathbby January 10, 2008

cornhole carwash

Similar to a rimmer, the act of licking someone's arshole until clean and fresh.

That broad got the craziest cornhole carwash I've ever given.

by Nealium Vee Dub December 5, 2005