Conan O'Brien

A comic mastermind constantly producing catch frases and funny dances.The greatset late night talk show host in the world.

"Conan rocked last night!"

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

copanoia

The paranoid, nervous, sinking feeling a driver gets when seeing a police car in the rear view mirror.

Although I was not doing anything illegal, I got the horrible feeling of copanoia when I looked into my rearview mirror and saw a cop car driving directly behind me.

by Werk Reno May 2, 2014

Coanier

A slur used for that1mcytartist or that1mcytartist supporters. Coal, also known as that1mcytartist has made an AU about abuse, romanticized overdosing/abuse, fetishized mlm, said they wanted to rail GeorgeNotFound, interacted with tommyinnit, a minor, on an nsfw twitter account and more. Even after they were called out they refused to admit they romanticized anything.

It's pronounced co-a-ner.

Person a: "I support that1mcytartist, they didn't do anything wrong!"

People with brains: "Ew, get the fuck away from me you coanier!"

by Rog3rina April 28, 2021

Conan Gray

The definition of aesthetic and perfect.

"Have you heard Conan Gray's new song? It's literally the definition of aesthetic."

by Kathy5207 July 18, 2021

text company

When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.

Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!

by MasterofXD January 19, 2009

Software Company

A company that provides software to its costumers. In average software companies, the majority of employees is formed by programmers who provide the code to be compiled to the actual software product.

Microsoft is the most famous Software Company in the world.

by CodenameJoker November 6, 2013

The Company Smile

When management hires contractors to shove a bunch of power tools in your mangina

Ever since those contractors gave Ryan “The Company Smile” he’s been well behaved.

by GummyJizz August 17, 2018