Covuck

A person who doesn't want to get the Covid 19 vaccine because of irrational fears and despite the fact that they have gotten multiple vaccines in the past.

Everyone in my office got the vaccine except for those Covucks over there.

by Pig in the run March 25, 2021

confucktion

A confused, fucked up mess.

I was going to head to the supermarket, but there was an accident, and the highway was a confucktion.

by Little Bun May 3, 2022

consucktion

Construction that sucks, usually shoddy

Jamie's a consucktion worker, all he does is slack off on the job. That's why the house collaps'd

by EvanKnish August 4, 2022

Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.

by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

Canuck

A Canadian, noticeable by their tendency to go "oot and aboot" whilst wishing they were still "over home."

Server 1: "Hey, what's the difference between a canoe and a canuck?"
Server 2: "I don't know."
Server 1: "A canoe will tip some of the time!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022

satellite confucktion

When your GPS has a breakdown in it's functions and navigate you to a random address other than where you want to go.It always happen when you're late or already pissed off.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.

Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.

by meckox May 31, 2010

kool canuck

Simple drink recipe; 1 part Canadian whiskey, 2 parts Canadian Ginger ale

I need something smooth to drink- poor me a Kool Canuck, barkeep.

by TheGoodDrK November 22, 2014