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ConSOLD out

When a computer video game company / development team, dumb down computer games to allow users with video game consoles to play the same game. Usually resulting in either a overall horrible computer game due to the transition or the computer game being stripped of several options it was or has known to be normally accustomed to so that console users can play the game.
Dan says, "Hey, have you played Dungeon Siege 3?" Charles says, "Ya it sucks so bro, they consold out so bad you can't even use the keyboard to chat!"
by PiNeBoX July 15, 2011
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Consolation Text

When you send out a text to one of your closest friends in the event that the people you are with ignore you, therefore, making it awkward. It makes it look like you are doing something, and not just a complete loser.
*You Texting*: Hey bro, this is a consolation text, my girlfriend went talk to some people I don't know.

*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.
by Fretichey217 January 13, 2011
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consolation

Relief or comfort in sorrow or suffering.
Although we miss our dog very much, it is a consolation to know that she died quickly, wihtout suffering.
by Larstait November 10, 2003
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consolata

This is a girl's name. It is originated from Italy meaning "consoled" taken from the title of Virgin Mary. The destination number is 1. According to the destiny number analysis it is always possible to tell when you are upset. You are always looking for a bargain. You often buy things you don't need.

LETTER ANALYSIS
C- You are very emotional and interested in fine arts
O-You are a very closed person. You like keeping secrets and enjoying your privacy. You do not want to explain

yourself to people.
N-You have a great common sense.
S-You like to imagine and when you do you have great fun.
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L-You have the most talented personality.
A-Your sense of analyzing life is stronger. You are known as a reasonable person.
T-You have a hard time expressing your feelings. You are very uncommunicative
A-""""""
CHARACTER ANALYSIS
You enjoy change, travel, and new experiences. You go out of your way to assist in creating fairness. Your lack of patience and consistency in your affairs and your tendency to act impulsively can lead to actions you later regret taking, particularly to the head. You are very creative. Health weaknesses could also affect the eyes, ears or sinuses. You are prone to suffer moods of depression, and physical and mental tension which could have a serious affect upon the nervous system. You lose interest quickly once things become routine, as you dislike being forced to do monotonous work. You very honest and sincere in your personal relationships.
Guy 1:Dude my friend called Consolata want to be friends with you.
Guy 2:Damn i have a feeling my life's gonna be better.
by Peachfruitloops November 5, 2020
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Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.
Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Consolation Fries

The french fries in the bottom of the fast food bag. Just when the disappointment sets in that you've finished your fries, you are pleasantly surprised to find a few more Consolation Fries at the bottom of the bag.
I was sad when I finished my fries before I got home, but at least there are Consolation Fries left.
by Jane Mc February 2, 2009
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consoletards

A console gaming person whos idea of depth in
a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off.

Coined by Yahtzee the star Game reviewer (as far as i know)
Brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards.
by Mightytights May 7, 2008
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