Conservabot

Brainless person who consistently votes against his own interest.

Look at that financially challenged conservabot voting for that fat, balding, republican cocksucker who's going to raise his taxes. It's like a chicken voting for Kernel Sanders!

by Jay27 November 5, 2008

cornflake conservative

Conservative, usually from the midwest, who has no taste whatsoever for the exotic and clings to tradition like a dog to a bone.

The cornflake conservative beat his wife when he learnt that she bought fruit loops.

by voteswinger February 28, 2005

conservafuck

A Conservafuck is a conservative asshat. They are full of bigotry, misogyny, sexism, racism, and a whole bunch of other things that mean they hate everyone for the wrong reasons. They are narcissistic and think that ANYONE who calls them out for being disrespectful is a "liberal", like it's a bad thing. They mostly spew their hate on social media because they are too afraid and ashamed in what they believe in (Donald Trump) to approach anyone that disagrees with them, except the LGBTQA+ community. Conservafucks are extremely homophobic and mostly men. They cannot wrap their tiny little pea sized brains around the idea that someone would rather be with their own sex than be with them.

John Asshat: "You stupid fucking libtard! Go fuck your self!"

Sane people: "Ahaha look at that Conservafuck trying to hurt people's feelings! What a low life."

by Z.E.N May 14, 2016

conservative tween

A gradually growing instagram account that surrounds politics and memes.

Did you see the debate that Conservative Tween was in?

by freakyfreach January 12, 2017

granola conservative

A person who is politically conservative, yet cultivates a healthy suspicion of mass culture, as well as an appreciation for aesthetics and cultural artifacts that would normally be associated with leftist leanings.

Wayne's Birkenstocks and his taste for organically grown vegetables belied his granola conservative beliefs.

by Alo Konsen September 16, 2003

George Floyd Conservative

A self-proclaimed conservative that actually tries to conserve the values from earlier stages of liberalism such as gay marriage, 1st and 2nd wave feminism, legally enshrined equality, and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s beliefs.

Person 1: “What are your political beliefs?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m a conservative.”
Person 1: “What do you think of feminism.”
Person 2: “First and second wave feminism was good but third wave feminism has gone too far.”
Person 1: “What do you think of the Black Lives Matter movement?”
Person 2: “I support it as well I as MLK’s beliefs regarding social justice.”
Person 1: “So you must be a George Floyd Conservative?”
Person 2: “Correct!”

by Loominardy March 5, 2022

Closet Conservative

1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.

2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.

1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"

2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...

by Definitively Accurate September 10, 2019